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Dear TDNCLA, I just got locked up in a maximum security prison. Is this going to cut into my sex life? Locked-Up-Casanova Dear LUC, You may be in luck. You may have lost your liberty, but…

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TDNCLA: Can I Refuse a Brethalyzer Test?

by Luci Lawless

June 14, 2013

HIIIIIIIIIIIII I’m writing tis kqwestion from my caaaah. My wife cheated on me with the PLUMBER and …I had to go wallow AWAY FROM ANY FAUCETS OTHER THAN MY EYES!!! Alos, I’ve sort of been…

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TDNCLA: Where Can I Bury My Pet?

by Life of the Law

March 29, 2013

Dear TDNCLA, Fido has taken a turn for the worse. I blame myself–I should’ve never let him watch Lassie. It put all sorts of heroic ideas into his little dog brain. It looks like Fido…

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TDNCLA: Can I Secretly Record Phone Calls?

by Life of the Law

March 18, 2013

Dear Li’l Tommy, Let’s say I have a budding career as a Jerky Boy and I’ve recorded 2 Domino’s Pizza places talking to each other and now I want to get into the highly lucrative rich people…

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TDNCLA: My Jorts “R” Us Facebook Promotion Plan

Dear LTH@TDNCLA@TLOTL, I’ve recently opened a menswear boutique called “Haus Of Jorts” – we sell jean shorts, or “jorts,” to the discriminating Megadeth fan on the border of New York and Massachusetts – and business…

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TDNCLA: How True is Finders Keepers?

by Life of the Law

February 22, 2013

Dear TDNCLA, I’m a straight-up kleptomaniac but I’m thinking I may have found a solution. I’ve become really good at “finding” things recently, like that time I found a wallet in my best friend’s pocket…

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TDNCLA: Again… How Do I Start a Company?

by Life of the Law

February 8, 2013

Dear Li’l Tommy, You got perilously close to actually talking about how to set up a company last time, without saying much of anything in particular. Care to follow up? I’m not terribly interested in…

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TDNCLA: Who Can Conjugal(ly) Visit Me in Prison?

by Luci Lawless

TDNCLA: Can I Refuse a Brethalyzer Test?

by Luci Lawless

TDNCLA: Where Can I Bury My Pet?

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TDNCLA: Can I Secretly Record Phone Calls?

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TDNCLA: My Jorts “R” Us Facebook Promotion Plan

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TDNCLA: How True is Finders Keepers?

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TDNCLA: Again… How Do I Start a Company?

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